- Anomalous Woof
- In about 1986 I read Ladle Rat Rotten Hut and chose the
wolf's name as user name on various BBSes in Denver, including eventually
Moms BBS. Thus I claim to be the Original Woof.
- Barbarous Allan, a Satyr

- Blackwolf
- In 1983 I was play-wrestling with a friend when suddenly I was overcome
with a dark and malevolent rage. Blackwolf was kicked and beaten as
a puppy, and sees the world as a never-ending barrage of attacks. I
spent many years letting Blackwolf jsut sleep and heal.
- Whitewolf
- A few weeks after Blackwolf entered my life, I was staring at a computer
screen. For a moment I entered a snowy night in the Arctic. From behind
a snowbank appeared Whiteolf. She/He smiled and nodded
and ran
away into the distance. Years later I realized that Whitewolf was within
me, and my fear had banished him. I said a prayer for Whitewolf, and
instantly he was back, opening my inner source of love.
- Haxwell Mouse
- He was a little white lab mouse who escaped and found his way into
the lab computer.Then one day he fell into an expansion slot
now he's a big white lab mouse.
- Lambda Woof
- My AOL persona in the years 19871989.
- Woofcub
- AOL 1990
- Timberwoof
- When I got my first body piercing in1993, I simply could no longer
call myself Woofcub. I wanted to change my name to Timberwolf, but
that had already been taken, so I chose Timberwoof.
Theres a guy running around on Yahoo who calls himself TimberWoof.
Hes not the real Timberwoof; I am.
- Hockeywoof, a hockey player.

|
|